Eeeek! It's like they were trying to mix hillbilly with prep to appeal to a larger demographic. Didn't work lol.
Hillbilly prep. Ew.
Do they sell these at Cabela's or at Bass Pro Shops?
Neither Cabela's nor Bass Pro Shops. You can pick these up at Jim-Bob's Huntin' Emporium and Bait Shop.
Actually, they may work out well. On the nights that Iimbibe too much Pabst Blue Ribbon, the vomit will simply be hidden. I'm on my way to Wiskey Willy's Men's Emporiam to git my own self a pair.