There's a place where fashion art meets product description humor by way of random quality goods in Lexington, Kentucky. What? It's the new J. Peterman catalog, of course.
I strongly suggest you visit the website to see their cool offerings.
Uncommonly good, indeed. My standard messenger bag is the J. Peterman Counterfeit Mail Bag, an indestructible $300 leather pouch I picked up for $5 at a yard sale.